Blue Mountain State 1x9 -

Thad Castle is failing. Badly. His only hope is a legendary, reclusive nerd named "The Ghost," who supposedly lives in the basement of the library and hasn't seen sunlight since the 90s. The Chaos:

Alex, wanting to avoid a forfeit so he can keep his backup-QB "bench-warming" lifestyle, realizes "The Ghost" is actually a former BMS cheerleader who lost her scholarship and stayed for revenge. He has to convince her to help Thad by promising her a spot in the Goat House’s private VIP hot tub. Blue Mountain State 1x9

Sammy tries to sell "Smart Pills" to the rest of the team, which turn out to be nothing but extra-strength laxatives he found in a dumpster behind a pharmacy. Thad Castle is failing

Thad writes a three-page manifesto on why the Dean is a "beta-male" and how the team's "social structure" is based entirely on who can do the most shots. The Chaos: Alex, wanting to avoid a forfeit

Thad treats studying like a Viking ritual. He tries to "out-muscle" the textbook, eventually screaming at a chapter on team dynamics until he passes out from exhaustion.