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"Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered, pulling his McMuffin closer.

"Standard Sydney morning," he thought, as the light finally turned green. aussie reddit

Gazza sighed, looking at his hash brown—the perfect golden triangle of grease and potato. He knew the drill. This was a classic Sydney shakedown. "Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered,

The bird didn't blink. It just let out a dry, rattling honk. "Don't even think about it

The bird tilted its head, the phone still clamped firmly in its beak. It didn't fly away. It just looked at Gazza, then at the half-eaten hash brown sitting on top of Gazza’s bag.