[s4e8] Joe C. And The Magic Goatee -

By the climax of the week, the goatee had developed its own social media following. Joe was just the meat-vessel for the world’s most influential facial hair.

Joe found it in a velvet box: the . It wasn't hair; it was an artifact. It was a perfectly groomed, salt-and-pepper facial hair extension that pulsed with a faint, rhythmic glow. The Transformation [S4E8] Joe C. and the Magic Goatee

By Wednesday, Joe was the most popular man in the city. He was solving cold cases by glancing at files. He was cooking five-course meals using only a toaster oven and sheer confidence. The goatee didn't just give him magic; it gave him . But magic always has a fine print. By the climax of the week, the goatee