Leana Si Costel - Mafia Guide

A dusty porch. Costel is wearing a dirty tank top and a mismatched hat. Leana is holding a wooden spoon like a weapon.

What Mafia, you drunkard? The only thing you’ve joined is the line at the liquor store! Look at you, you look like a Mafia boss who got beat up by a scarecrow. LEANA SI COSTEL - MAFIA

Here is a prepared text—a comedic monologue/dialogue script—inspired by their specific style of "village mafia" humor. A dusty porch

(Hits him with the spoon) Here’s your "offer," Costele! Go protect the potato patch from the Colorado beetles, or I’ll show you a "Soprano" move that’ll make you sing like a soprano for a week! LEANA SI COSTEL - MAFIA