Famyli Guy Now

At the Quahog Convention Center, the science fair is in full swing. Meg is there with a modest volcano project. "Look, Dad! I used real vinegar!"

Peter looks at her. "That’s nice, Lois, but have you considered that your approach to the string theory is a bit... derivative?" Lois narrows her eyes. "You want to go, Griffin?" famyli guy

The orb explodes, sending a wave of purple energy through the room. For a moment, everyone is silent. Then, Peter looks at his cat-toast machine. At the Quahog Convention Center, the science fair

"I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down. "I’m the smartest guy in this room. I watched a whole documentary on how they make cheese last night. Did you know it’s just milk that got angry?" "Peter, that’s not how science works," Joe sighs. I used real vinegar

"I told you this was a bad idea," Brian says, checking his watch. "I have a date with a girl who thinks The Great Gatsby is about a very successful magician."

"Shut up, Meg," Peter says, wheeling in his spinning cat-toast machine.