The Jokers attempt to teach fencing to a group of students. The highlight is Sal Vulcano being forced to face off against an actual Olympic fencer , leading to some of the show's best physical comedy.

The guys pose as hairstylists. This segment is particularly memorable for how uncomfortable the Jokers get while "trimming away their dignity" and trying to convince customers that their bizarre styling choices are high fashion. The Punishment

Sal thinks he's just introducing a small production, but he is actually forced to act in a bizarre, nonsensical, and incredibly awkward play titled The Wrong Playwright .