"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if you kids didn't want the convenience of instant streaming and high-speed downloads! Nothing beats the grainy, nostalgic warmth of the original 480p discs!"

"But Fred, why would anyone want to keep 41 episodes of classic 1969 animation all to themselves?"

After a high-speed chase involving a series of hallway doors and a bucket of blue paint, the gang corners the culprit. Fred pulls the "VPN" off the connection to reveal... A Physical Media Purist!