Cutely Suspicious -

The "surprise" is either a half-eaten earthworm or your car keys covered in strawberry jam. Case Study #3: The House Cat at 3:00 AM

He is sitting perfectly still. He isn't barking. He isn't even panting. He is just... looking at you. His tail gives one slow, rhythmic thump against the floor. High-definition innocence. Cutely Suspicious

She is perched on the edge of the dresser, illuminated by the moonlight. She looks like a fluffy marshmallow. She lets out a tiny, melodic mew . Aesthetic bedtime companion. The "surprise" is either a half-eaten earthworm or