Buy One Get One Free Sofa -

"Great choice," the salesman said, his smile a bit too wide. "Now, for your free one. Choose anything from the 'Clearance Graveyard' in the back."

"It’s a free sofa, Sarah," Liam countered. "We could give it to your sister. Or turn the guest room into a velvet-lined lounge." buy one get one free sofa

By Sunday, the free sofa was sitting in their guest room, looking like a hitchhiker who had moved in and refused to leave. Every time they walked past, it seemed to vibrate with its own ugliness. "Great choice," the salesman said, his smile a bit too wide

"We don’t even have room for two sofas," Sarah pointed out, eyeing their modest apartment. " the salesman said