Based on your submissions, here are the top signs your date is going south: Bad Date Chronicles (TV Movie 2017) - IMDb
This blog post is designed for the —a space dedicated to the hilariously cringeworthy world of modern dating. It uses a mix of humor, relatable tropes, and real-world dating "horror" stories to engage readers. The Bad Date Chronicles: The "Expert" and the Empty Wallet Posted by: Anonymous | Date: April 28, 2026
I matched with "Tyler" on a popular app. His bio was standard: "I love hiking, craft beer, and I'm a total expert in cryptocurrency." Red flag? Maybe. But I was bored and the hiking photos looked legit. We agreed to meet at a trendy outdoor beer garden. The "Expert" Arrives Bad Date Chronicles
Tyler showed up 20 minutes late, wearing khakis and a button-down for what I thought was a casual outdoor hang. Within five minutes, I realized "expert" was code for "will not stop talking." He didn't ask a single question about me. Instead, he spent forty minutes explaining why Bitcoin is the future while repeatedly walking away mid-sentence to take macro photos of a ladybug on a nearby fence. The "Forgot My Wallet" Classic
I paid. As we walked to our cars, he told me he felt a "spiritual connection" and asked if I wanted to come meet his dog... at his parents' house... where he was currently staying. Based on your submissions, here are the top
He expected me to "pony up" for his three artisanal IPAs.
Welcome back to the Chronicles, where we turn our romantic tragedies into tonight’s entertainment. If you’ve ever wanted to fake a family emergency just to escape a conversation about a stranger's urologist appointment, this post is for you. His bio was standard: "I love hiking, craft
As I reached for my bag, he asked if I had any job referrals at my company because he was currently "between opportunities". The Grand Finale