6.6everything You Always Wanted To Know About S... Today

Woody sat in the velvet seat of the theater, adjusting his thick-rimmed glasses. On the screen, a giant breast was terrorizing a countryside. He sighed. This was exactly how his brain felt on a Tuesday.

He sat back down, satisfied. His date finally found the popcorn kernel. She looked at him, then at the blank screen, then back at him. 6.6Everything You Always Wanted to Know About S...

The film flickered back to life. A man in a sheep costume appeared. Woody leaned in, captivated. He didn't have the answers, but he certainly had the dialogue. Woody sat in the velvet seat of the